Barbershop Land

Barbershop Land
Guardian	Hairold
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Barbershop Land (チョッキンランド^?, Chokkin Rando) is the seventh stage in Rhythm Heaven Megamix. It is the fifth land in Earth World.

Story

After Tibby and the player pass the Gatekeeper Trio's trials at The Second Gate, they gain entry to Barbershop Land. Here they meet Hairold, whose barbershop has lost its flow, and customers along with it. To help him, they must clear four Rhythm Games, those being Sneaky Spirits, Rhythm Rally, Flipper-Flop, and LumBEARjack. After clearing them, Hairold is back in business, and unlocks the door to Songbird Land.

Dialogue

Intro

	Hairold
Take that! Snip! And that! Snip! Whoops! Snipped too much.

	Hairold
Oh, hey! Welcome! You didn't, uh, see that, did you?

	Hairold
Never mind! I am Hairold, master of the dual-wield scissors!

	Hairold
But enough about my mastery! What style can I give you?

	Tibby
Umm... How about a heavenly cut?

	Hairold
...What the heck is a heavenly cut?

	Hairold
Seriously. I have, like, three black belts in hair. What is that?

	Tibby
Well, it's SUPER trendy in Heaven World right now...

	Hairold
Figures. It's super trendy in a place you basically made up.

	Hairold
Not like I was going to do you the favor of a new do, anyway.

	Hairold
But, speaking of favors...

	Hairold
I have a favor to ask you two.

	Tibby
...Wait, WHY should we help you?

	Hairold
Coz lately my shop's lost its flow. In fact...

	Hairold
I got so few customers...

	Hairold
I had to eat my hair and cover my head with this hat!

	Tibby
Probably should have thought of that before making fun of me.

	Hairold
Wait! I have an idea!

	Hairold
YOU could redecorate for me! You'd get this place flowin'!

	Hairold
Make it into a super-swanky, swingin' place to get chopped!

	Hairold
Look, I know I was kinda abrasive, but...

	Hairold
I really am a master hairstylist!

	Hairold
If you can make this place match my skills...

	Hairold
customers will flock to it like sheep! And I'll shear them!

	Tibby
...Huh. That's how it works?

	Hairold
What do you say? Will you help me?

	Tibby
He seems a bit...awkward. We should help him, right?

	Hairold
Right on! Thanks, pal!

	Hairold
Hey, if this works like I KNOW it will...

	Hairold
As a token of my appreciation...

	Hairold
I'll give you any haircut you want. Did you say Unevenly Cut? ON IT.

	Tibby
N-no, thank you. It's Heavenly Cut...

Sneaky Spirits Cleared

	Hairold
Hey! Great chair!

	Hairold
I can hardly wait to cut someone in it!

	Hairold
Um, their hair, I mean. Obviously.

	Tibby
Could you not...wave those around quite so much?

Rhythm Rally Cleared

	Hairold
Aw, yeah! What's up, stylin' tools?!

	Hairold
You know what I got in common with those tools? We're BOTH stylin'!

	Hairold
I'm just...SO proud of you.

Flipper-Flop Cleared

	Hairold
That's RIGHT! Can't be cuttin' hair without my spinny pole!

	Tibby
I hoped you'd like it.

	Hairold
It's the best! It's like candy that ROTATES!

	Tibby
...I hadn't considered it that way. Ever.

LumBEARjack Cleared

	Hairold
YES! It's the greatest salon in the history of hair!

	Hairold
And it's mine... How nice.

	Tibby
That was...really restrained.

	Hairold
Enough with the sloppy stuff!

	Hairold
Lemme snip open the lock for you in return for the All Clear!

End

	Hairold
You did a great job! Seriously, maybe even better than I could!

	Hairold
And now, my dream comes true...

	Hairold
I will achieve ULTIMATE HAIRCUTTING POWER!

	Tibby
That's great. Let me just say congratulations!

	Hairold
Thanks, li'l bro!

	Hairold
I'm feeling so good...I think maybe I can finally...

	Hairold
WIN AT ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS! 1-2-3! Scissors!

	Tibby
I probably should have seen that coming.

In Other Languages

Language	Name	Meaning
Japanese	チョッキンランド	Trendy Land
EnglishNOA	Barbershop Land
EnglishNOE	Barbershop Land
French	Pays coup'tif	Hairdresser land
Spanish	Peluquilandia	Hairdresserland
Italian	Barbierlandia	Barberland
Korean	싹둑랜드	Snip Land